Friday, June 27, 2008

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

This joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain.

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..

"Astronomically speaking,it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".




"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"

4 comments:

Anirudh 'Lallan' Choudhry said...

hehehe.... nice.. very nice..!

feels gud to be an engineer... !
yaad dila di sab cheezon ki is post ne..!

My travel dairy said...

:-)
happy to b an engineer...!!

Do u know this year it was 30% cut in students applying for PMT than the previous year and an increase for engineering entrances with the same %age. Most r preferring BE over MBBS etc. Strange is'nt it? Time has just changed... Engineering is much sort after profession now.

Good to know u r also an engineer. Always be proud of ur profession. Fly high !!
:-)

Anirudh 'Lallan' Choudhry said...

yeah i am an engineer but thats not my profession..

i am working as a writer..

u c i am one of those engineers who know no engineering !

My travel dairy said...

:-(

but 'lallan' is always good...
:-)